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KwickLabs
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02/14/2007 10:31 AM Alert 
With all this "neat" weather there's not much to do.......so I'd like to have a few things clarified.

How does "It's raining cats and dogs." apply to heavy rainfall? Where did this idea come from?

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How about "There is more than one way to skin a cat." Can anyone tell me two different ways to skin a cat? I mean....do you know of two people that have actually skinned cats and do it differently?

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Why do they call the device in my living room a "vacuum cleaner"? I'm sorry, but by definition there is nothing in a vacuum.


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02/14/2007 10:56 AM Alert 
Why is Gunclubs called Gunclubs?

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02/14/2007 11:15 AM Alert 
Why did they give women the right to vote? It's been down hill ever since...OOPS

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02/14/2007 11:34 AM Alert 
We may learn that there is more than one way to skin a Trout Bum.

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02/14/2007 11:37 AM Alert 
Why did the chicken cross the road?

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02/14/2007 12:04 PM Alert 
Why do they park in the driveway and drive in the parkway? Why do the call them apartments when they are close together? If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long does it take a Misquito with a wooden leg to kick his way through a dill pickle??? ha ha

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02/14/2007 12:28 PM Alert 
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02/17/2007 5:37 PM Alert 
IF,, IF's and but were candy and nuts, it would be christmas everyday.... THIS IS THE WORLD I'D LIKE TO LIVE IN,,,,
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02/18/2007 5:56 AM Alert 
Why did Kamakazi pilots wear helmets???

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02/23/2007 11:03 AM Alert 
So there hair wouldn't get messed up!

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02/23/2007 12:15 PM Alert 
Posted By KwickLabs on 02/14/2007 10:31 AM

How does "It's raining cats and dogs." apply to heavy rainfall? Where did this idea come from?




The phrase is supposed to have originated in England in the 17th century when city streets were filthy and heavy rain would occasionally carry along dead animals.

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02/26/2007 11:26 AM Alert 
Not to be a buzz kill or anything....... But, the question "Why?" sometimes should never be asked. I've seen most of these questions before, and I too, don't have the answers. Comical as they are I'm sure many times in our lives we've had to ask that question of ourselves.

For twenty four years and four months I've had the ask that very question in my sometimes sleep. While crabing in the Bearing Sea, in conditions of biblical status, our boat was going down, two stayed with the boat and three of us dawned our life suits and were washed over board. After what seemed like ten lifetimes I was lifted into a Coast Guard helicopter, when I asked about my friends, I wasn't given an awswer, I just knew.

Why me? Sleep with that the rest of your life.

Sense, I have asked the question "Why?" very few times......... It just is.

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02/26/2007 12:22 PM Alert 
Wow Big R, What a Job. That job would be to me the same as bull riding, Aint no way!!! You would have to be absolutly fearless to take on the Bearing sea for crabs!! I have watched that on TV And asked why if you didnt have to would you put your life indanger like that for some money? So it has to be more for the rush I would think? That is very sad that happened to you, But fortunate in that God wasnt through with you yet, So obviously you have a heck of a testimomy to share with others to help them out!!!

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02/26/2007 12:52 PM Alert 

twenty four years ago I was twenty one and fealess. There was nothing in the world that I couldn't do. There was no way THAT I could get hurt. I was going to live forever.

The sea can change your thought on life in a heart beat. On land we think we are on top of the food chain. In the dead of winter, on thirty foot seas, you realize you are not.

I see things very different. 

What you watch from the comfort of your couch, I can not. I see it in my mind.  

 

 

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03/14/2007 8:10 PM Alert 
So if HOOTERS had a drive through would it be called a SNEEK PEEK!! Or a QUICK PICK!!

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