Pat, Casey, Mark and Jerry were all at the Duck Club

No one wanted to room with Pat, because he snored so bad. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first night Mark slept in Pat's room and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.They said, "Man, what happened to you?"He said, "Pat snored so loud, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was Casey's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, 'Man, that Pat shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.."

The third night was Jerry's turn Jerry is an ex logger, construction worker. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Pat into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night...

Pat sat up and watched me all night."



.